June 2012
345 posts
liveinphoenix:
if you rip out my headphones while im listening to music because you think its funny i will personally escort you to the gates of hell
Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
Me trying to flirt: so do you like breadsticks
nobody: you're cute and I want to date you
me everywhere all the time: what the hell is going on
me: I like this character
character: *dies*
Parents: Who are you texting?
Parents: Who are you calling?
Parents: Who are you chatting with?
Me: Jake from State Farm
mom: who are you talking to at 2 in the morning!?
me: its jake from state farm
